The Art of Contrary Thinking by Humphrey B. Neill (pg. 185) (Epilogue: Slaves To “They” by Samuel Pettengill)

Some years ago, a young Italian was being examined in a naturalization court. He was asked all the usual questions. But to clinch his right to be a citizen of this great Republic, the judge asked “How many stars are in the Flag?”

“Ninety-six, your Honor” … A flag was hanging on the court room wall. The judge pointed to it and said, “Tony, can’t you count?” … “Yes, your Honor, but have you looked at both sides of the Flag?”